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Sunday, September 29 Quality joke time. ventriloquist This ventriloquist received a phone call one day from a Welsh Rugby Captain asking him if he wanted to do a gig as theyd won the Welsh league. The ventriloquist says "sure!". So he drives up to Wales and arrives at the club house and nobody's there. About 5 minutes later this stocky guy walks up and says "sorry mate no-one's coming for a few hours, fancy coming for a bite to eat at my farm?" "Sure!" says the ventriloquist. So he goes up to the farm and has a few tinnies and a chilli. After a while the Welsh guy says "fancy seeing the barns and the animals?". "Sure!" says the ventriloquist. So they go to this barn and theres a horse, and the ventriloquist thinks, 'I can have some fun here'. "Hello Mr. Horse" says the ventriloquist. "How have they been treating you?" "Oh not bad, not bad" says the ventriloquist without moving his lips. "Did you see that - that horse spoke! Speak again horse..." So they walk off to a cow field and the ventriloquist says "Hello Mrs. Cow! how are they treating you?" and then the Cow replies "Oh, not bad - could do with some more frequent milking - my tits are sagging." "Amazing!" crys the Welsh guy. Then they walk to another field and see a sheep. "Hello Mr. Sheep, how have they been treating you?" The Welshman yells, "Dont listen to that one - hes a lying bastard!" :D Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted into his blog at 9/29/2002 12:46:00 AM. Roughly. Blog ID: 82250909· | Permalink |
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