Kerblam! by Christopher

Friday, November 30

I want these decks.

Deck: Stanton STR8-50

I also want this mixer.

Mixer: Stanton SK5

Although this one

Mixer: Stanton SK4

is nicer (it has Bass and Treble controls).

Will be getting the decks and prolly the SK4 mixer (I hope, unless money like, runs out) veeeeery soon.

Aight, I think I should start buying some vinyls now. :D

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Thursday, November 29

YAY BLOGVOICES IS WORKING AGAIN -

http://voices.suckatash.net as a text link :D

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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Now here's some neat links.

http://64.194.85.225/~bemike/guest_uploaded/ - plug plug hehe

http://mp3.tyedye.com/ - "Download Live MP3's -
All of these MP3's are taken from live shows! Remember to support these artists... purchase their CD's!"

urgh. a misplaced apostrophe... One of my pet hates. ;)

http://www.validatethis.com/

damn funny UT thing on there ;)

l8rz, I'm off to London for 2 days in a few hours :D

Chris.

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Monday, November 26

Two priceless sites.

MRML - Mind Reading Markup Language

hahahahahahahaaaaaaa

And:

http://www.b0g.org/go.php?sec=articles&id=3&nid=

Someone isn't taking that cybers3x chat 100% seriously... hehehehe :chuckle:

An oldie, but a goodie.

okokokokok one more.

http://www.zark.com/pages/az38.html

If Yahoo found out bout this one they'd be pissed. hehe :P

l8r d00ds.

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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Gnomie images...
http://it.2ya.com/~bemike/guest_uploaded/

Check out my images... they're the ones at the top with loads of numbers in the addresses. I datestamp all of my desktop grabs :D

toodleoo... off to homework now. argh.

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Sunday, November 25

HAHAHA the FartMatic 3000
http://www.beldar.freeola.net/vic.htm

More... interesting stuff from b3ta.com.
http://www.b3ta.com/images/b3ta/ilikethepopebecausethepopeisafilthyphotoshopper.jpg

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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Ah wicked man.

Some quality links tonight.

LifeLounge.com... Looks interesting. :)

http://gallery.ush.net/index2.html?dir=fd191001&task=view&image=dscf0055.jpg

Christ. She must be cold in the winter ;)

oh my GOD this is too funny! http://www.b3ta.com/hawking/

More to come.

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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Aright... Things are starting to roll into motion now.

I ordered a v.92 modem from addons today, should be wicked - 8k/sec downloads instead of 4k! woohoo.

Also, getting my Voodoo 5 as soon as the cheque's cleared for 300 quid (otherwise I don't have enough in my account to write a damn cheque to send to the guy haha)... That should be even better when I get my new PC.

My motherboard's kinda dodgy at the moment - keyboard and mouse don't work sometimes on boot, I think the I/O chip on my mobo's about to pass into a better place.

So, I wonder what I'll get for my new machine... Dual Athlon XP? hehehe... That deserves a w00t just for even thinking about it. (By the way for non-mIRC users the link to w00t is a link for mIRC to go to a server and a room. The details are: chat.planetz.net, room "#w00team".

With my 782Mb RAM, Win2K Pro, 40Gb drive - or bigger, hehe - dual monitors and Voodoo 5 5500 this machine should be formidable. A Dual CPU rig would only further add to my pleasure... It's about time this baby was converted to a local test webserver for my creations. Oh, and an MP3 dump ;)

Later dudes, I'm off to catch some shut-eye in anticipation of a 6-hour gaming session at a local gaming arena - of which I designed the web site for. For FREE. D'oh... Think I could get the equivalent value of the site in free games? hehe...

Gnite gnite, don't let the Gnomies bite.

Chris Woods

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Friday, November 23

"Hang on a sec, I'm just popping off to the blog..." ;) hehe.

Righto links links links.

This time around, some nice (very nice) sites for modding MSN Messenger and its newest, and (as is customary from Microsoft) 3x as bloated version of MSN Messenger... Now proudly named .NET Messenger.

lame-oooooo... hehe...

"Mess With MSN Messenger" - nice site this. I like the random top images... Check it ;)
www.mess.be

Mess With MSN Messenger's Nickname Construction Kit page... another nice one.
http://users.pandora.be/jos.dom/nickname.htm

[MSN|Fanatic: MSN Messenger in depth, develop now! Grimbo]
www.tfn.be

Wacky B - Distinctively Different
http://www.wackyb.co.nz/

NZKaos... a totally excellent site this! Love the downloads page ;)
http://kaos.philth.net.nz/

msn_bots... short and very very sweet :)
http://www.geocities.com/brandon_2cool/msn_bots.html

MSN Messenger addon
http://messenger.ipfox.com/

And now my friends, time for some random sites I picked up on my many random web browses. This time, In Opera - my Winbl0ze doesn't fux0r when I use that! (long story, involves crapped up install of IE6 ;)

Archive Of The Web - www.Archive.Org
September the 11th Web Archive

An old favourite...
http://www.addons.co.uk/

An interesting page... I was told to "watch the processor temperature" when doing this... I have no idea at all what it's about. ;)
http://www.perceptionry.org/perceptionry/january1.asp

Aaaaaaaannndd the Genius web site... Of which my rather kick-ass 5.1 surround sound sound card comes from.
http://www.geniusnet.com.tw/support/support_index.htm

l8r d00dz, I'm gonna nip off and try and install blogComments now ;)

Chris.

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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Thursday, November 22

HAHA Elliot's on here now haha
http://www.GEEKorNOT.com/?id=1720

Me:
http://geekORnot.com/?id=1586

More coming soon. Promise ;)

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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What's a nice lady like this doing on a nasty site like this?

hehehehehe

I'm rated 99.4% higher than other geeks on the site! tx mark ;)

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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Apparently I'm a "pencil-neck" according to robohouse.com's new tester.

Click here to find out what size you really are

More friends and what they are in robots..

John Thorne

Click here to find out what robot you really are

Me mate James Deacon is:

More coming soon. I'll add all the pictures to my home page on my www.chriswoods.co.uk home page...

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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Hey everyone. Me is usin da Ali G Translator by David McNamara (of mackers.com fame) to translate this... It kiks ass... And now Netscape is payin for is bandwidf. Boyakasha! wicked.

innit :)

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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So yeah, I'm using blogBuddy (http://blogbuddy.sourceforge.net) to post this from school (thank god for Proxy support hehe). Kinda rocks innit :D

Listening to some other phat Drum N' Bass streams over the broadband on the music department's PC (has sub, will listen heehee)... I'm so sad - BassDrive's streams are down until PsyOnyx gets his new server. $2800! And they've already collected about 40% of it... Not bad... I'll donate if my Solo card'll let me do that over PayPal...

I'm surfing the Shoutcast site for DnB - http://www.shoutcast.com/directory/?genre=Drum and Bass - which has some good streams. 128k streams for broadband only ;)

l8r d00dz, someone wants to use the PC. Clan of sixth formers :)

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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The prime number shitting bear? Lions and tigers, oh my.

http://members.surfeu.fi/kklaine/primebear.html

And a blatant ripoff (funny though, and they did admit it)
The goatse.cx prime number shitting man (funny ya gotta admit it huh huh)
http://php.stileproject.com/x/out.php?http://www.oswego.edu/%7Ejpeck/prime/

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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Holy shit... Literally. ahahahh. I'm so witty at 2:15 am. And I STILL haven't started that IT work (slaps himself)

http://www.ratemypoo.com/?id=947

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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Don't ask me how I got to this site, but this guy knows what he's doing.

http://www.andy4laura.com/computers.htm - OVERCLOCKING woohah

G'nite... Have about, ooh say, SEVENTY PAGES to do for my IT project (to hand in tomorrow... to my Dad no less. Heh.

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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WOOHOO

Right, thanks to my ISP changing my FTP address without telling me, no updates were going through for a while... Took me a while to figure that out...

Here's some tasty links.

Frequently Asked Questions in Cosmology

And from that...
Why is the sky dark at night? - quite an interesting article in itself..

Hehehe... my sub
http://www.jazzspeakers.com/Speaker-htm/9902.htm

http://www.BassDrive.com... Get a cable modem, get a sub, get Winamp. Sorted.

L8rz d00dz ;)

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Sunday, November 11

oooOOOooo couple of nice monitors here on eBuyer.com. I might buy one of those ;)

Iiyama 19 Vision MST S900MT1 FST .26 Dot Pitch

mfr #: S900MT1
QuickFind code: 14903

Price: £193.76 (£227.67 inc VAT)

And another:

CTX 19 Monitor VL950 FST 0.26mm Dot Pitch

mfr #: VL950T
QuickFind code: 04324

Price: £182.73 (£214.71 inc VAT)
Availability: 5 in stock

Both these monitors go to 1280x1024 as far as I know.

Nice one ;)

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Saturday, November 10

Now here's a neato little webby...

http://camtech2000.net/Pages/Downloads.html

I spent a fair while on here jus' examing the downloads and choosing some and stuff like that to download. Some nice lil gems here :)

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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Thursday, November 8

Aaaaaaaaannnnnd I'm the latest Geek on geekornot.com... hehehe :D :D :D

http://geekORnot.com/?id=1586

VOTE 10 BITCH HHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA heehee :D

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Wednesday, November 7

MWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dragged out of James's memory and pasted
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Monday, November 5

Ok children, time for some more webSpace Oddities (badum ching... sorry, sense of humour went to sleep many hours ago. ;)

Google Zeitgeist - Search patterns, trends, and surprises according to Google
http://www.google.com/press/zeitgeist.html

Micro Innovators' Programs
http://www.public.asu.edu/~ernestf/programs/programs.html

The Chris Pirillo Show! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
http://www.lockergnome.com/chrispirillo/

Flazoom.com - the best Flash on the Web. Full stop.
http://www.flazoom.com/

Keo.org - get your message sent into space.
http://www.keo.org/uk/pages/message.php

oooooOOOOOOoooo nice CD burners...
http://www.plextorshop.com/searchresults.asp?search=keyword&search_field=description&search_criteria=24

Nice lovely icons for yer Winbl0ze pc.
http://www.dotico.com/

See your fish travel the world from your PC.
http://www.daliworld.net/index.html

NonProfitableTech.com - a spoof, but nonetheless very convincing. And funny. Very funny.
http://www2.nonprofitabletech.com/

Chris Pirillo on www.geekORnot.com!
http://geekORnot.com/?id=1531

A big picture of Chris Pirillo!

And... a smaller one.

That's all for now children. Tune in next for some more Exciting stories!

I really have to stop watching Watch With Mother...

G'nite.

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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Sunday, November 4

I sincerely hope this doesn't happen...

Taken from http://www.stoppoliceware.org/

WHAT IS THE SSSCA?

The SSSCA is a bill, pushed by the entertainment industry, to be proposed in Congress by Senators Fritz Hollings (D-SC) and Ted Stevens (R-Alaska). The acronym stands for "Security Systems Standards and Certification Act".

WHAT WOULD THIS LAW DO?

The law would force all new personal computers and digital home entertainment devices sold in the United States to have government-approved "policeware" built-in.

This policeware would restrict your use of copyrighted material on these devices -- including music files and CD's, video clips, DVD's, e-books, and more.

WHO COULD GO TO JAIL?

You, if you're one of the millions of Americans who uses your computers to burn music CD's, listen to MP3's, share video files, etc. You'd face up to five years in federal prison and a $500,000 fine.

Think you'd be able to get around the law by removing the policeware from your personal computer? Think again -- anyone who defies the government by disabling or tampering with the policeware on their own computer, in the privacy of their own home or business, would also face five years in the slammer.

Since alternative operating systems like Linux and FreeBSD would most likely refuse to incorporate government policeware into their code, users of these open-source systems would also be eligible for hard time.

HOW CAN WE FIGHT THIS?

If we have any hope of keeping government policeware off of our personal computers and home entertainment devices, we must act quickly and decisively.

For starters, you can sign our petition opposing the SSSCA, contact your representative in Washington, tell a friend about this site, and put a banner on your own web site.

Thanks for joining the fight.

So go on then sign the petition damnit! http://www.petitiononline.com/SSSCA/petition.html

Read the full Bill here. http://www.stoppoliceware.org/sssca_bill_text.php

And the images:

Get them here. http://www.stoppoliceware.org/link_to_us.php

Phew. Long post. ;)

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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I sincerely hope this doesn't happen...

Taken from http://www.stoppoliceware.org/

So go on then sign the petition damnit! http://www.petitiononline.com/SSSCA/petition.html

Read the full Bill here. http://www.stoppoliceware.org/sssca_bill_text.php

And the images:

Get them here. http://www.stoppoliceware.org/link_to_us.php

Phew. Long post. ;)

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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Way! Hey! Hey! heeeeeeyyyy!!!!!!

Finally got me blog working again... damn ntlworld ftp server CURSE THEM TO HELL!

grr.

But anyway... ME BLOG'S WORKING! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

hehe... I think I had a little too much sugar ;)

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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Friday, November 2

Personal Firewalls (in the line of Sygate, BlackIce, ZoneAlarm... I installed BlackIce and merely load it up when I'm bored to see all the ping scans and such and such) do not work. Why not? Read these articles.

http://cyberpunks.org/display/356/article/

And...

"Personal Firewalls" are mostly snake-oil

And now for something completely different.
The ASCII arrangement for keyboards.

Now THIS is funny as shit :D
http://www.steakandcheese.com/movies-dd.html

more coming soon...

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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ah man these pages are tooooooooo funny!!!

I just discovered this site t' other day... kickass.

Shift-click in IE to open in a new window, or right-click in netscape and choose open in new window. I can't be assed to hand-code the HTML for the links.

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=strip%20and%20get%20down&lastnode_id=36583
("Findings")

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=62201&lastnode_id=401057
Lo-res pr0n... true story too... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Words that sound dirty but really aren't.
http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=79327&lastnode_id=100922

HTML masturbation????
http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=HTML%20Masturbation&lastnode_id=12086

As above, except Star Wars? haha
http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Star%20Wars%20Masturbation%20Euphemisms&lastnode_id=12086

Types And Definitions of the above act...
http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=12086&lastnode_id=13959

My what an odd life people lead writing about this stuff. hehe

The one smell which is impossible to get off your hands.
http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=385123&lastnode_id=446731

The Monty Python Node! way hey hey hey heeeeeyyyyyyy!!
http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=12697&lastnode_id=11171

More coming soon... very soon...

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Thursday, November 1

grr... jus' testing.

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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Plycon Computers - ZEN Radiator cooler unit...

woohah. like a obscenity erased fridge on your CPU!!!

Oh yeah, I is back from me holeeedayyys... and I think i've sorted the blogger ftp authentication problem on me ntlworld account, too. nice.

Dragged out of Christopher's memory and pasted
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